webcomics:

so i’ve been absorbed in webcomics lately. i love them. to death. and i’ve found some good ones, that, if you ever ever ever any of you ever read this, then i shall share! 😀

menage a trois:

http://www.menagea3.net — it basically starts with gary’s search for roommates. the plot picks up and so on. it’s hilarious but definitely not pg. or pg-13. . . yeah. there’s sex and sex talk and asses and boobies, but no REAL naughty bits. that i have seen. but yes.

‘O Lord! i thank thee for this bounty of half-naked, greased-up, man-on-man action i am about to receive!’

misfile:

http://www.misfile.com– in heaven, a misfile of anything is a tragic disastrous screw-up. whilst stoned, one of the angels in heaven switches up two people’s life; accidentally making one of them a girl, and removing two years of the other’s life. caution, for all of you conservative people; there is drugs and there is language and there is girl-on-girl kissing and yadda yadda.

‘in one corner of the universe, there’s nothing more irritating than a misfile.’

foamy the squirrel:

http://www.illwillpress.com– yeah, yeah. i know this is a webtoon and not a comic, but i love jonathan ian mathers, so you’ve got to put up with this; basically no plot, but you follow foamy’s rants and there ARE NOW COMIC STRIPS. enjoy the goodness, please. oh yeah, there’s vulgarity and the usual. i’m sorry but i’m just not holy. 😦

‘you will face my squirrely wrath!’

left handed toons (by right-handed people):

http://www.lefthandedtoons.com– no plot, no specific characters, just toons drawn by left handed people. i love them to death, and they’re usually pretty hilarious. 🙂

‘ARE YOU DRUNK? what’s behind your back? SHOW ME! -gasp- A DIDGERIDOO! you ARE drunk! … what’s in the other hand?! … -gasp- YOU’VE BEEN POLE-VAULTING!?!’

‘it’s MY life!! -sob-‘

yu+me dream

http://www.rosalarian.com/yume/– possible nudity (boobies) language, lesbian love, etc. don’t like, don’t go. i read odd comics, so kill me. you follow fiona, a total outcast, through life in her ultra-conservative christian school. the kids hate her, her stepmom hates her, the nuns hate her… that’s probably on the first or second page, but oh well. but then she meets lia, and isn’t too sure of how she feels about her, and what it means– at first. :p i’m not gonna mention party two cause it’s a total spoiler for the first plot, but it’s love.

‘you’re making a scene. and we’re not sociopaths; life is… simpler here. we have the answers to all of the big questions; is there a god? what happens when you die? how on earth did george w. bush become president?’

candi

http://www.candicomics.com– there’s not too much of a plot, but this is college life. it’s hilarious, and yes, they talk about sex, and yes, there is swearing, and yes and yes and yes. but it’s great, the art is nice, and it’s hilarious. 🙂 enjoy.

‘thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprungOHGOD,YES!!thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprung,thumpa-sprung…’

‘don’t you wish the walls weren’t paper thin?’

‘oh god yes.’

ugly girl

http://nanda.comicgenesis.com/– it’s another misfit comic! with girl-girl love. i am sensing a pattern here. but you follow ugly girl through her story, where her only friend is sister-person, who is dating her brother (hence the moniker). occasionally is will spring to ugly’s sister’s story, which is where your girl-love begins. uhm, i’m done summarizing plots now, i do that enough in our newspaper’s book reviews.

‘well, well. dead silence. that’s not awkward or anything.’

 

i’m done now. i hope my HOARDS OF READERS look at these, ’cause they’re good and they deserve more readers.

if only someone would UHMHINTPLZ return the favour.

no, not really. i’m fine being ALONE.

-dramatic-

well, bye now! 🙂 —–me

if i could fallll into the skyyyy

i walked FOUR miles, not 1000. sorry, vanessa carlton or carlson. whatever. yeahh, we walked the loop.

mateo wasn’t dressed out for p.e. (when we walked part of my 4 miles), but he walked with us, and i heard him talking to jeff about jewish stuff. and he’s like ‘yeah, my rabbi says that only ‘pure’ jews can birth a real jewish baby.’ then he runs up and taps my side and goes

‘so? are you ‘pure’ jewish?’

‘my mom’s jewish…?’

‘and your dad?’

‘…he’s athiest. sorta.’

‘oh, i don’t know what you are. but you couldn’t birth a ‘proper’ jewish baby.’

‘that’s so sad. well, i guess i’m just fucked! :D’

we’re weird. and we talked about how all of us are minorities but drew. me being female and jewish, heather being female, marc being asian, jeff being black, mateo being jewish, and wellllll. in marc’s words?

he’s just kind of screwed over. :p

that was short, but nothing too bad happened. i just walked some, enjoyed myself, worked on my physical science brochure. etc.

and that’s all for nowww. 😀

—moi

song meme that i made up

i made this meme, cause i kind of rock, and it’s sad that this is the only ‘good’ thought that i had whilst doing chemistry homework. 😐 the songs are basically what i ‘think’ of the people. 🙂 clever, aren’t i? :p

 

• vaughn pablo y. – ‘he wasn’t’, avril lavigne
• mateo nathan r. – ‘the perfect drug,’ nine inch nails
• zakk attakk – ‘if we kissed,’ fiona apple
• lashanda ivana e. – ‘just the girl’, the click five 
• amelia emily n. – ‘sleepers,’ saosin
• topher christian a. – ‘uncle fucker,’ terrence and philip (ohh, topher. xD)
• heather ivy s. – ‘on my own,’ three days grace
• angie jessica d. – ‘never let you go,’ alexia philips
• eve zoey n. – ‘sympathy,’ the goo goo dolls
• hiral robert d. – ‘soul man,’ the blues brothers
• jaxton alton h. – ‘wish you were here,’ pink floyd (this is our song, and purely coincidence. >:3 yeah!)
• colette alexandra r. – ‘lady marmalade,’ patti labelle
• stacey carol f. – ‘bullshit,’ mindless self indulgence
• noelle ever costello – ‘another one bites the dust,’ queen (really?)
• dot madison m. – ‘mr. sandman,’ the chordettes (i’m a freak)
• lynn emily s. – ‘mood rings,’ relient k

 

there’s an inkling of truth to this. xD which is a bit sad. and i liked the irony of jaxton and my song coming up. 🙂 by the way, vaughn is totally a new addition to this. we talk in class a lot, and i’m probably calling him tonight to keep guessing about a girl he likes.

apparently she’s in my clique (she’s listed here) and she’s not ‘popular’. (that pretty much comes with being in my clique. XD)

so i have no idea what i’ll do if it’s me, which it probably isn’t. it could be:

• dot

1. he doesn’t like her because she told a secret of his

• heather
• lynn

1. she liked him a while ago and majorly freaked him out by pitching a fit about it

• stacey

1. they’re exes

• angie

1. they’re exes
2. they had a huge fight after a period of ignoring each other and after breaking up
3. not really a huge fight, but a long, angry silence and a bunch of random insults on her part

• eve
• noelle/me
• collette
• zakk (it’s totally possible!)

1. he said that it was a girl
2. they’re best friends
3. but they’re kind of cute together. . . not that any of you have seen them, but it’s adorable. take my word for it.

• cici

1. they don’t talk. cici, sophie, molly, marianna, and maryanne are not exactly in our clique, either.

• sophie

1. they don’t talk. cici, sophie, molly, marianna, and maryanne are not exactly in our clique, either

• molly

1. they don’t talk. cici, sophie, molly, marianna, and maryanne are not exactly in our clique, either.

• marianna

1. they don’t talk. cici, sophie, molly, marianna, and maryanne are not exactly in our clique, either.

• maryanne

1. they don’t talk. cici, sophie, molly, marianna, and maryanne are not exactly in our clique, either.

likely suspects? eve, collette, heather, and me. now, if it’s me, i have no idea what to do. he knows (like, uh, the rest of the grade!) that i’m bisexual, but god. if i liked a boy, and it turned out that he liked another boy…

well, it wouldn’t be too ego crushing. maybe i’d watch porn with him. XD i really wouldn’t care, but i’m weird. but is it a huge blow to a guy’s ego? rejecting him, for a girl? D: jesus. i just hope it isn’t me.

not that i don’t want people to like me, but…

oh, and zakk is not single anymore. which is sad, believe me. they’ll be done before summer, though. he ignores her, because he’s just awkward, and she gets pissed and annoying when she does. and she’s not a nice person, so maybe he’ll come to his senses?

noo, she’s not nice. she’s talented and pretty, but nice, no. humble, no. focused or dedicated, no.

…i don’t like her. duh. but i haven’t liked her since forever. she acts exactly like me, but, in the oh so subtle words of an idiot-boy whose name i will not mention (i don’t even know who it was anyway) ‘she’s prettier’.

well, sure. a short, skinny, tanned girl with big brown eyes and dirty blonde streaked hair is probably more conventionally pretty than an average height, 34-24-36 (beat that, bitches. :p), redheaded/purple-haired/brunette/whatever girl with green eyes, bangs, and glasses.

oh, hell. maybe everyone just lacks taste.

maybe.

‘and i opened my e-mail, and i was like; ‘what? carrots? in THERE?” ‘wouldn’t they tickle? . . . like, the feathers? i think they’re peck at you, too.’ ‘…what?’ ‘well, you know. a parrot? in there?’ ‘…idiots.’ — me, eve, heather, eve, and me. in that order. in p.e. we discussed why guys always talk about how they look at porn, but girls are quiet about it.

(… not us. but that’s for another time! sayonara!)

my friend sent me…

it’s a meme!! yaaay!! my friend sent it to me, and i couldn’t resist. i love music. and memes.

1 What do your friends think of you?
we are broken — paramore

2 If someone says “Is this okay?” You say:
bullshit — mindless self indulgence

3 How would you describe yourself?
dude looks like a lady — aerosmith

4 What do you like in a guy/girl?
too shy — kajagoogoo

5 How do you feel today?
invisible — clay aiken

6 What is your life’s purpose?
stairway to heaven — led zeppilen

7 What is your motto?
fuck off — reel big fish

8 What do you think about very often?
why can’t we be friends — smashmouth

9 What is 2 + 2?
the end of the beginning — thirty seconds to mars

10 What do you think of your best friend?
the bitch song — bowling for soup

11 What do you think of the person you like?
she’s like the wind — lumidee ((oh but she is))

12 What is your life story?
castles made of sand — jimi hendrix

13 What do you want to be when you grow up?
trouble — p!nk

14 What do you think of when you see the person you like?
all that i’m living for — evanescence

15 What will you dance to at your wedding?
dirrty — christina aguilera

16 What will they play at your funeral?
rebel yell — kill hannah

17 What is your hobby/interest?
boys and girls — good charlotte ((heh heh))

18 What is your biggest fear?
my heart will go on — celine dion

19 What is your biggest secret?
homicidal maniac — negative sock boy

20 What do you think of your friends?
i put a spell on you — marilyn manson

21 What will you post this as?
shut the fuck up — limp bizkit

don’t i have such a mix of music? hope you laughed at least a little.

or vomitted. i don’t care which. in other news, i’ve been coughing blood. i don’t think that this is good; also, hiral’s braces are finally off. i am not so fortunate; got them tightened today. jaxton was in a lovely play, and he was hilarious. but he ran into the backdrop. xD

oh, and this asshole kid decided to call hiral a faggot. so i engaged in some wordplay. 🙂

asshole: oh shit my gaydar is going off like crazy

this girl: don’t be a jerk. or would it offend you more if i called you a ‘faggot’? though it shouldn’t, since you’ve obviously never looked in a dictionary a day of your life. because i really want to jeer at the idiot who coined a pile of sticks to mean the same as a gay guy. or whatever the fck you intend to say. mmmkay?

asshole: yea i know what a faggot is(dictionary meaning) and im just joking

this girl: horribly so. (anyhoo your ridiculous slang is in the dictionary, too. 🙂 )

 

and again, on a different place…

asshole: *cough*faggot*cough*

this girl: didn’t i already say this? don’t be a jerk!

asshole: but its true! what guy walks around skool dressed like a girl? a faggot

this girl: then what am i? i’m a girl that dresses as a guy. what does that make me, a dyke? oh, and don’t say that. it’s unoriginal. but then you’ll have to because if you said otherwise, it’s sexist. quite so, actually.

asshole: wateve

this girl: upset because you couldn’t worm your way out?

asshole: not really.

angie: it’s kind of hard for *asshole* to b original D:

asshole: wow angie. explain how im not being original cuz i cant seem to understand that im not being original bcuz i said wateve

angie: Oh u can ask *this girl* about what u said but u just tend to b not very original :O

asshole: how

this girl: you weren’t being original due to your use of ‘faggot’. get some better insults if you’re going to bother to hurt someone. (or at least try)

asshole: hey smart one i was just jokin. im not being original because of my use of faggot?! what the fuck. u no what this is just pointless

this girl: i’m pretty sure there’s a point. (and no, you’re not. :))

asshole: then what is it

angie: omg, shut up!

 

other banter includes me complaining and generally being a cynic. (‘love is bizarre/macabre, woahs i’m a cynic…’ ‘no-one knows what that means.’ ‘i’m sorry, naïvity must be such a curse 😦 )

and i’m still single, but is that surprising?

‘can’t touch this.’ -MC hammer