i am not very creative; so here are a few quotes to sum up how i feel about life.

‘if you love something, set it free. if it comes back, set it on fire.’

‘if you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.’

‘the only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.’

‘i am not young enough to know everything.’

‘by all means, marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.’

‘to get back my youth i would do anything in this world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.’

‘forever is composed of nows.’

‘people have to really suffer before they can do what they love.’

”do you mind if i smoke?’ ‘i don’t care if you burn.”

‘the world was my oyster, but i used the wrong fork.’

‘who, being loved, is poor?’

‘i am so clever that sometimes i don’t understand a word that i am saying.’

‘an optimist says the glass is half full. a pessimist says the glass is half full, but i might have bowel cancer.’